- 16:38 Dude. Who posted as "Britt Hayes Lover" on my last review, leaving a comment that simply said "Skills."??? #
- 16:49 Wow. My dad just sent me an e-mail saying I owe him $500 on the 1st of the month for car, insurance, & cell phone. $ I don't have. #
- 16:49 I'm calling my grandmother. This is wrong. #
- 17:34 @deadmund I wish it were me. Then I 'd know who it was! #
- 17:34 Me + apple beer = hell yeah. #
- 17:35 Watching Running Man. Does Arnold say "I'll be back" in every movie??? So awesome. #
- 17:38 @combosfollow Totally. Too bad McG couldn't have him say it in T4. It would've been too silly. Then again, sillier than ruining a movie? Ha. #
- 17:40 It's sooo hot in here. Ughhhh. #
- 18:02 @johnnyhorror30 Nope. It's Hornsby's hard cider. Made with apples. Amazing. #
- 18:22 bit.ly/oYwFx Come on, guys. 100 more views & I'll beat the Arts&Entertainment avg.! #
- 18:22 I'm at 65 right now, FYI. #
- 18:55 Sent my dad a very heart felt e-mail telling him how I felt about everything. all he said was "ok". Whatever. #
- 19:55 My dad sent another e-mail regarding my heart felt message to him. It just said "bullshit." Great. #
- 20:38 Anyone have pointers on how to drive up page views? #
- 20:39 Ah, the power of the internet generation. Some shitty pop band is a more popular trending topic than Iran. #
- 20:40 @herbwoman Sure thing. #
- 20:40 @viciouspretty Mine takes my spot on the couch all the time. She also follows me in the bathroom every time I go. #
- 20:41 @viciouspretty I think because that's where food & clean litter box things happen. #
- 20:41 20 minutes until Top Chef Masters. I will eat my yummy sub & maybe some ice cream. #
- 20:54 @viciouspretty Wow. How the hell did you luck out like that? #
- 21:06 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 21:32 @kweeneverything Me too! I love Weeds! I miss Conrad, though. :( #
- 21:34 @drnelk Yeah, I know that. Thanks, though. I also use Digg. I just need more traffic. Averaging 80 a day isn't working. #
- 21:45 @drnelk bit.ly/oYwFx My DVD reviews. #
- 22:42 @kweeneverything Missed you too! I'm okay. Lots of BS with my dad. :( Other than that, things are good. #
- 22:42 @kweeneverything How was your trip? #
- 22:43 One last time. New review up today, read & RT if inclined: bit.ly/oYwFx #
- 22:44 So full of yummy turkey sub. #
- 22:46 Need to get some gas in my car tomorrow, buy some smokes, maybe get another sub (srsly, it was that good), & write something. #
- 10:31 My stomach is so messed up. It would've been nice to know that my bf left my sandwich in his car for 3 HOURS. #
- 10:36 Dammit. Planned Parenthood usually takes their money out on the 20th. They waited until TODAY, the same day Netflix charges me. #
- 10:37 Luckily, Netflix won't charge you if your credit card doesn't have enough money. I just need to go deposit some cash in my account. #
- 10:54 @kellyburks That is sooo my favorite Bright Eyes song, ever. #
- 10:55 Stomach is off and on. Had some issues sleeping last night. However, have rectified Netflix payment situation. #
- 10:58 Barbara Walters just announced it on The View. Yeah, I watch The View. What? #
- 11:03 Did Barbara Walters mess up? No one else is reporting that Fawcett passed. Awkwaaaaaard. #
- 11:21 Wow. So Barbara Walters totally screwed up. Farrah Fawcett has not passed away. Yikes. #
- 11:25 @johnnyhorror30 Can you do my laundry, too? Kthx. #
- 12:44 Well, Barbara Walters wasn't wrong. She just got the info first. RIP Farrah Fawcett. :( #
- 12:59 Lenny's turkey sub w/ mayo, salt & pepper, lettuce, & Lenny's sour cream & onion chips shoved in the sandwich. So good. #
- 13:00 Chips on sandwiches = delicious. Ask @missstiches about Fritos on ham sandwich w/ mustard. It's yummy. #
- 13:06 @kellyburks Happens to me sometimes, too. Probably just stress. Try melatonin, eating dinner earlier. #
- 13:12 Marilyn Manson is a 13 year old goth kid. bit.ly/I348P #
- 13:13 @johnnyhorror30 I'm not a salt & vinegar fan. I also like to dip bbq and sour cream & onion chips in mustard. Ha. #
- 13:19 @zerbetron Panic attacks are awful. I have terrible anxiety, I understand. #
- 13:21 @devincf They need to stay the fuck away from Bay. They aren't the greatest writers, but being associated w/ that ass hat isn't helping. #
- 13:32 @kellyburks I think it's silly that he cuts himself. He's 40 years old. And that sledgehammer statement is scary. She should watch out. #
- 14:25 Just got off the phone with my great aunt from my mother's side in Tennessee. I love family gossip. #
- 14:30 My great aunt has this saying, "Just do as good as you look, and you'll be fine." Ha. #
- 14:38 @zombiefreak What are you working on? #
- 14:53 @zombiefreak Ah. That stadium is gigantic! #
- 14:54 My sim needs a coffee maker. There aren't enough hours in a day. #
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- 17:59 @kellyburks Do you actually read the tweets from other people while you're away? Some ppl don't. That might explain why you don't know. #
- 18:00 @kellyburks It's to support Iran. Green symbolizes the left, and the revolution. You know what's up w/ the election, right? #
- 18:01 Been playing Super Mario World for the past hour. I'm way better at this than Super Mario 3. Plus, this has Yoshi. #
- 18:02 Is there anything good on TV tonight? I might have a couple of drinks. We'll see. #
- 18:40 Loving Ebert's review of Transformers 2. bit.ly/zmeHu /20090623/REVIEWS/906239997 Suck it, Bay. #
- 18:41 No one will ever convince me that Transformers is a good film. No one. Not even if Sam Rockwell got naked & shoveled ice cream in my mouth. #
- 18:43 Popcorn flick? Sure. Why not. But that's all. Bay exemplifies the worst in American film making. Brainless, loud, & flashy. #
- 18:44 If his are the types of movies we're proud of, I'm scared. Idiocracy is closer than I thought. #
- 20:10 Sitting outside, trying to install a PC game. Not having luck. Dog is grouchy. People at pool blasting Beyonce. Ugh. #
- 20:11 I decided to have a couple of drinks. #
- 20:20 Now the people at the pool are blasting some "birthday sex" song. Really? What the hell is wrong with music? #
- 22:08 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 22:44 Playing Sims 3. My character's name is Britt Zombie. #
- 22:45 @combosfollow Yikes. I hope your hand is okay. :( #
- 10:29 I'm awaaaaaake. #
- 10:30 About to write a not so nice review of Fired Up on DVD. #
- 10:31 Yayyy! Another real-life friend on twitter: @missstitches Hey betch! #
- 10:33 Why hasn't Planned Parenthood taken the $32 out of my account that they do every month on the 20th? Guess I'm all paid up. #
- 10:41 @signguyrecords All of my friends? Ha. I barely have friends. #
- 10:49 :) @devincf's Transformers 2 review: bit.ly/xrk3n #
- 10:49 I swear I can hear my dog snoring in the other room. #
- 10:53 @kellyburks I dread the day when my cat snores. She just meow-growls in her sleep. Hahahaha. #
- 11:43 My DVD review of the atrocious Fired Up is posted: bit.ly/oYwFx #
- 12:28 bit.ly/oYwFx I have a new review up. Spread the word. #
- 13:34 @kellyburks Thanks for the RT. #
- 13:35 @combosfollow I'm glad you're amused by my reviews. Oh, and Transformers - animated movie - fuck yes. #
- 13:36 @combosfollow I think it's funny that the song Wahlberg sings in Boogie Nights is on the Transformers animated movie soundtrack. Lolz. #
- 13:37 Something fishy is going on. On the reporting page, I'm being told I've had no increase in page views today. #
- 14:00 @viciouspretty I know! I have a handful of loyal readers, and it's not registering any of you! #
- 14:01 Watching Degrassi marathon. Playing Sims 3. #
- 14:05 @ryanrotten No intel on the Hellraiser remake? #
- 14:06 My bf is bringing me a sub from Lenny's for dinner. Happy happy. #
- 14:07 Ah, the Sims. Enjoy the same mundane monotony as you do in real life, only with more choice and money. #
- 14:08 @crom74 Nope. Turkey. I don't like chicken salad. #
- 14:42 Found out that noise that I thought was my dog snoring earlier wasn't my dog snoring. I still hear it. I have a snoring ghost. #
- 14:42 Finally, my page views are catching up. Only 23? Come on, guys! bit.ly/oYwFx RT, please! #
- 15:47 @imktbq That's cool. Scarlett Johansson is my wife. This works out for the both of us. #
- 15:48 Lolz. RT @itsjustgoldie I don't care who uses autotune. I'm just sick of the actual word 'autotune.' Can we call it RoboVoice or something? #
- 15:51 @korydc Thanks, man! People can have difference in opinion and still be cool with each other. Some just don't get that. #
- 15:51 Awesome. RT @korydc @_iheartzombies we don't share health-care reform ideology but your DVD Reviews rock! #
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- 16:20 @viciouspretty Eat ice cream. Ice cream makes everything better. :) #
- 16:20 Not used to Mario 3. This is harder than I remember. Ha. #
- 16:27 How the hell was this game any fun for children? It's frustrating me to no end! #
- 16:45 OMG. Screw you, Mario 3! I remember now why I could never beat you! You're ridiculous! #
- 16:47 @signguyrecords You better follow me, effer. #
- 16:47 Stupid world 5. Stupid cloud world in world 5. This is impossible to beat. Look, I don't have any Japanese heritage in me. I can't win. #
- 16:48 I'm going to make Favre beat this when he gets home. He's good at it. #
- 16:48 And this is why I mostly play girly games like Cooking Mama. Well, I play Bioshock & Resident Evil - but those are easy for me. #
- 16:49 I prefer to play things I can WIN at. Stupid Italian plumber. Grrrr. #
- 17:03 Haha. My bf is home & playing Mario 3 now. He's having issues too. #
- 17:21 We've given up on Mario 3 for now. He downloaded Punch Out. #
- 18:07 Looking at upcoming Wii/DS titles. The new Kingdom Hearts for DS may be the first RPG I get for the system. #
- 18:09 Ok..So why is everyone pissed at Perez Hilton? Someone explain? #
- 18:26 Bored. Boyfriend hogging Wii/TV. NOTHING TO DO. #
- 20:20 @devincf I truly hope the big summer comedy you were referring to is Funny People. Hint? Yes? No? #
- 21:47 I missed the Jon & Kate episode tonight. Don't ruin it for me! I need to hear them say it! #
- 21:49 Ahhh. It comes on again tomorrow night. Bless you, television. #
- 22:01 To do tomorrow: Brush cat, vacuum floor + furniture, call Comcast to get new cable. Yayyyy. #
- 22:02 I think I might play some Wii tennis, too. #
- 23:18 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 10:21 @michael_bay BOOM! RT @huffingtonpost bit.ly/y5pt0 - Guests Call Barbecue at Michael Bay's House "Excessive" and "A Bit Much" #
- 10:22 @deadmund MY FUCKING EYES. Why would you do that? And why do you have a Ken doll crotch??!!?!?!? AHHHHHHHH. #
- 10:24 Oh noes! I go to sleep & look what happened! RIP Ed McMahon! Who will bring me money now? #
- 10:36 @combosfollow Thanks for reminding me. #
- 10:55 Calling Comcast for cable now! Yayyyy! #
- 11:00 FUUUUUUUCK. Apparently, the cable company/apartment complex exclusivity thing hasn't taken effect yet. I'm still stuck with this company. #
- 11:10 Called my cable company. I have until tomorrow to pay my late bill. Now I have to borrow $100 from my bf. Ugh. #
- 11:11 In a bad, bad mood. #
- 11:27 Worst movie ever: bit.ly/KsYFi Britney Spears in time-travel Holocaust love story? #
- 11:38 Awesome bf letting me borrow $100 to pay cable bill. Yay. #
- 11:54 Watching Obama press conference. Lower cost healthcare? That's it? THAT ISN'T HELPING ANYONE. #
- 11:57 As someone who voted for Obama, this is making me fucking irate. #
- 11:58 He's not taking the control from the insurance companies he needs to. He's just saying the price needs to be a little lower. #
- 11:59 & that insurance would be available to everyone. Okay, it's a step, but it's not progressive enough. He needs to put his foot down. #
- 12:00 It's ridiculous that we pay for insurance in this country (I almost typed "company", fitting) & still have to pay exorbitant medical costs. #
- 12:00 And that's just those of us that can GET insurance. The flu & pink eye are considered "pre-existing" conditions. #
- 12:03 So what? We pay $100 or more a month for insurance, we still pay a deductible, & bills/prescriptions/et al. are just half the normal cost? #
- 12:03 That's not right. & what Obama is talking about is just lowering the cost of healthcare. That's not enough. It's unacceptable. #
- 12:04 Fav & I are seriously looking into moving to Canada & France now. #
- 12:08 Oh god. My sister has HPV. #
- 12:15 @signguyrecords Yeah, but not everyone reads my blog or gives a crap about it. #
- 12:16 My sister is freaking out & thinks she's going to die. #
- 12:29 Ok, I know we have to take baby steps, and I'm all for that, but this is not a very progressive step at all. It's just common sense. #
- 12:30 We need to strip power from the AMA. They're more concerned with greed than with helping the country. #
- 12:31 It was the AMA which forced FDR to take universal health care out of the social security portion of his new deal. & they still persist. #
- 12:31 Privatized health care isn't helping any one. #
- 12:43 @signguyrecords And I shall move to another country. Sorry, just not down with raising kids in this place. #
- 12:44 Was thinking about lunch. Just not sure if I'm really hungry. Nothing seems appealing. Oh well. Might play some tennis now. #
- 14:48 Started watching Fired Up. 20 minutes in. Haven't laughed once. Elliott (@deadmund) called. We're chatting. #
- 15:00 All right. Watching Fired Up. Must finish this abortion of a movie. #
- 15:08 This movie is all bad misogynist jokes with redundant stereotypes & a plot that's been done to death. #
- 15:19 Great. A Dane Cook rip-off. That's exactly what this movie needed! Barf. #
- 15:24 @health1texas I do know what I'm talking about. Socialized health care - for the people, by the people. Our tax dollars. #
- 15:25 @health1texas Works for every other country in the western world. But the US is too capitalist to ever commit. #
- 15:26 @health1texas It would be cheaper on every citizen to have our tax dollars go toward a universal socialist health care system. #
- 15:27 @health1texas Cheaper than each person paying for health insurance + out of pocket expenses. #
- 15:28 @health1texas But no, americans are assholes and don't want their taxes to go toward something progressive and beneficial, esp. #
- 15:28 @health1texas when it benefits OTHER people. And let me ask you, what is SO wrong about socialized medicine? #
- 15:29 @health1texas Our post offices, fire departments, public schools, and police departments are all socialized. Why not this? #
- 15:30 @health1texas And your taxes pay for those services, that not only serve you, but serve others. So why not take our taxes out of #
- 15:30 @health1texas the ridiculous war effort & apply some of our tax dollars to socialist health care? #
- 15:32 @health1texas Regarding your comment about my cable provider issue - it's BECAUSE of the govt. that companies are no longer allowed #
- 15:33 @health1texas exclusivity contracts with housing complexes, giving me freedom of choice. The bill isn't effective yet, though. #
- 15:33 @health1texas So yeah, I do know what the hell I'm talking about. Don't assume you know anything about me. #
- 15:34 My angry liberal is coming out today. #
- 15:41 51 minutes in. I finally laughed. The lead chick's douche bf is big into 90's music. He was singing "I get knocked down" w/ his friends. #
- 15:43 @signguyrecords Kind of. This guy is telling me that more govt.=less choice & I have no idea what I'm talking about re: health care. #
- 15:45 This movie is an amalgamation of Wedding Crashers, Bring it On, and various teen sex comedies. #
- 15:45 Only it fails where those movies succeeded. #
- 15:53 Second big laugh - dude chewing on anal beads he thinks are a bracelet a guy friend gave him as a gift. Ha. #
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- 21:29 About to watch True Blood repeat. Missed it earlier due to apple beer + Wii tennis. Oh, and I configured the wifi for Wii finally. #
- 21:32 Somehow still full from my steak/mashed potato/salad/key lime pie lunch. #
- 21:42 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 21:52 @mindykaling New Kirk & Spock. Definitely. #
- 10:02 Still waiting for FedEx. The guy I spoke to in customer service said I could expect my delivery by 10:30 am. 28 minutes to go, d-bags. #
- 10:03 I need that money. I have to pay the electric bill, get new cable, & buy toothpaste, shampoo, & cat litter. #
- 10:03 I don't know if I can afford it. #
- 10:04 Ah. Thank you, calculator. I can afford it. With 60 bucks to spare! #
- 10:16 I correct myself. Zombie's H2 looks pretty awesome. I hope he pulls this off. The last movie was too duplicitous, but I liked most of it. #
- 10:18 Really Obama? More FDA cigarette regulation? Where the hell is healthcare? Where the hell is support for gay marriage? Get on the ball, man. #
- 10:23 8 more minutes, FedEx. I really need to run errands before it gets too hot. It's supposed to be 100 today, not including heat index. #
- 10:23 According to my Wii weather channel, it'll be 108 on Wednesday. #
- 10:24 @kellyburks What happened to the pics you took when I was in town? #
- 10:28 @imktbq I love to imitate Vampire Bill. "Sookieeh, I..am a vampahhhre." #
- 10:42 These pics from Burton's Alice in Wonderland are absolutely stunning. #
- 10:54 @combosfollow Totally. The first was two different visions combined. One a remake, and one a prequel. Both worked, just not together. #
- 11:10 FedEx is 40 minutes late. I think I should call my nearest location & ask them WHAT THE EFF. #
- 11:17 On the phone w/ FedEx customer service. The lady I'm talking to keeps interrupting me. What the hell, rude betch. #
- 11:18 OH MY GOD. This is bullshit. The lady says that the courier attempted to drop off at 9:40, almost 2 hours ago, & no one answered. LIAR. #
- 11:19 I am going to shank someone. Seriously. When that FedEx guy gets here, I'm going to have a little chat with him about his business ethic. #
- 11:21 I also want to be refunded my $17 for "overnight" delivery. #
- 11:24 @combosfollow I know what it is. There's a drive through gate & a walk-through gate. Both require a key card. He could've waited for someone #
- 11:25 The FedEx lady said she told the courier to come back to my apartment "ASAP" and gave them my phone number. Yeah, we'll see. #
- 11:25 What is "ASAP" to them? Wednesday? #
- 11:27 My cat needs litter! I need shampoo! My hair is dirtyyyy! I need cigarettes! FDA be damned. #
- 12:18 Waiting for FedEx. Still. My cat needs cat litter! Let her pooooo! #
- 12:45 FedEx came! Got my card, got it activated. Getting ready to run up to the store. :) #
- 13:05 @combosfollow Really? I think the production art looks magnificent. Not so hot on red queen, but Hatter & white queen are lovely. #
- 13:06 @combosfollow I think as long as he gets away from the mood of Charlie, and back to some Scissorhands/Sleepy Hollow, it'll rock. #
- 13:06 Anyone know - do you NEED the old school nintendo controller for the Wii to play older downloaded games? I want to play Super Mario 3! #
- 13:11 @cultureshock I figured. Thanks! I'm soooo gonna play SM3. Raccoon suittttttt! Oh, and the boot suit! I love the little boot. :) #
- 13:18 My breath is like a pregnant woman's belly. It's kickin'. #
- 13:21 My dog is being a jerk. I think it's her period. I guess animals do get PMS. #
- 13:23 Off to the store I go. Then change out the litter for my kitty, shower & wash hair, and maybeeee download Super Mario 3. #
- 13:26 @viciouspretty Share the chocolate chip pancake love!!!! I had corndogs for lunch. They seem lame in comparison. #
- 14:28 Kitty has clean litter, I have clean & minty hair, and clean and minty breath. My dog still has pms. #
- 14:31 I love the adorable loading symbol on Wii shop channel. Ack! Cute attack! Little Mario running under bricks while downloading something! #
- 14:31 My cat is burying Jimmy Hoffa in her litter box. She must be pleased with the clean litter. #
- 14:32 Watching little Mario run across the screen, randomly hitting blocks & getting coins. So cute. #
- 14:35 Is it the guilt over not sharing your choc chip pancakes w/ me? RT @viciouspretty skirting around something i really don't want to deal with #
- 14:36 Awww. At the end of the download Mario jumps up and down, getting coins from a brick over and over and over. #
- 14:37 Awesome! One of my friends is on Twitter! @signguyrecords Hey dude! #
- 14:56 I am SO downloading Super Mario 3 & Super Mario World. #
- 15:16 Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way. EFF YES. #
- 15:35 I never beat Super Mario 3 when I was younger. Or Super Mario World. This is now my mission. #
- 15:36 One thing I never got about Super Mario 3: Why do I care about getting a wand to help a king? Mario is all about the princess, not a king. #
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- 16:05 Called FedEx - not delivering my debit card until Monday morning. Why did I pay for overnight delivery then? #
- 16:06 We're going to Home Depot for a new air filter, then to pet store for doggy diapers, & grocery store for steak & such. #
- 16:06 I think I'm going to make horseradish mashed potatoes w/ green onions, bacon, and garlic. #
- 16:07 Maybe some parmesan cheese? Nah. That's too much. #
- 16:08 We'll spend the evening stuffing our faces & watching movies. Huzzah! #
- 16:08 I'm STARVING. Haven't eaten all day. #
- 18:30 Potatoes are peeled & boiling in water. Steaks are seasoned & in the fridge. Eating some shrimp cocktail. #
- 18:30 I'm drinking a Hornsby's hard cider. It tastes just like apples! It's apple beer! OMG! We also got some Ace pear...we'll see how that is. #
- 18:34 The store-bought cocktail sauce tasted too much like salsa, so I whipped up some of my own real quick. I'm handy like that. #
- 19:27 Watching Wall-E. Cutest movie ever. #
- 19:30 @zombiefreak Anton Yelchin, Sam Worthington, & Moon Bloodgood = bad ass. #
- 19:30 My heavenly mashed potatoes are done. #
- 19:31 4 large russet or baking potatoes, peeled & boiled. Mash w/ green onion, bacon, 2-3 tbs. of horseradish, 4 oz. of cream, & 4 oz. of butter. #
- 19:31 Oh, and 1 tsp. of minced garlic, and salt & pepper. #
- 19:32 @johnnyhorror30 Rat-patooteey! Hahahahaha. #
- 19:45 My bf is going to make some delicious steak. We don't have a grill, so he cooks it in the pan, but somehow, it tastes AMAZINGGG. #
- 20:02 @johnnyhorror30 Poor Elisha Cuthbert. Her career is in the crapper. Did you see the atrocious Captivity? *Shudder* #
- 20:04 Watching Hancock now. It has its problems, but still enjoyable. Will Smith: The king of popcorn flicks. #
- 20:05 Which reminds me...holy crap, Seven Pounds was sad, but sweet. I don't know why everyone said it was depressing. #
- 20:09 @johnnyhorror30 I don't watch 24. Not my thing. House of Wax is ridiculous, btw. The only gratifying part is Paris Hilton's head impales. #
- 20:09 @combosfollow What did you make for dinner?? #
- 20:14 At the pet store today, I was making cutesy noises at the reptiles, and this stuck up whore walked by & gave me dirty looks. Ha. #
- 20:18 Steak almost ready! Smells soooo good. #
- 20:18 Omg, my bf's dad orders his steak well-done. What the hell is wrong with him? What a waste of good meat. #
- 20:19 We tried to tell him when you order a well-done steak in the restaurant, they give you the worst cut of meat. #
- 20:39 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 20:51 Steak was wonderful - could only eat half of it, though. The mashed potatoes tasted great, but I cooked them too long, too much moisture. #
- 20:51 They should stiffen up in the fridge overnight. The leftovers will be delicious. #
- 20:52 My bf is definitely stuffed. He just undid his belt. Hahahahaha. #
- 21:04 Filled with yummy dinner. Sipping on this apple beer. Key lime pie for later. #
- 22:49 @zombiefreak Terminator Salvation had some good stuff. AHNAAALLLDDD! I geeked out. Taken is a bit bland, too, btw. Action's good. #
- 23:10 My bf is imagining the Jonas Bros.' True Hollywood Story: "We were snorting pixie sticks off of coloring books. It was out of control, man." #
- 23:11 "We drank chocolate milk all day every day. Now we have diabetes. Fuck you Mouse." #
- 23:12 @francesal OMG! I love that movie. Clive Owen when he's fighting w/ Julia Roberts is insane & kind of hot. "I'm a fucking caveman!" #
- 23:21 @tmofee Well done completely destroys the flavor of a steak, making it pointless to consume. At that point it's just tough beef & seasoning. #
- 23:22 @tmofee So what you're enjoying about well done steak is the flavor of the seasoning. & the BEST restaurants WILL give you the worst cut. #
- 23:25 Jonas brother on diabetes commercial (for real!) - Bf says "Oh shit. He actually DOES have diabetes. Hahahaha." #
- 00:08 @zombiefreak Bah! Terminator Salvation wasn't great, but Taken is not even close to better. #
- 00:10 @viciouspretty There you are! #
- 00:17 @zombiefreak Agreed on T:S, but there were some remnants of a good script in there. Wtf @ the end, esp. w/ the Bonham Carter AI. #
- 00:17 Gettin' ready to mack on my man. Lol. #
- 00:41 Think I'm about to go to bed. #
- 00:46 Nope. No bed yet. Bf watching crappy movie. Must wait. #
- 00:59 @viciouspretty Yeah, you want my steak. Heh. Pickles & french bread? Weirdddd. #
- 01:00 Still not decided on going to see my dad tomorrow. #
- 11:37 I called my dad to tell him happy father's day. He yelled a lot & said "fuck you" about 10x, & said "I'm so HAPPY to have you as a daughter" #
- 11:37 It wasn't a total mistake. If I hadn't called, he'd be more pissed. #
- 11:43 @viciouspretty High five to children of parental dysfunction! #
- 12:01 @viciouspretty SO dead on. #
- 12:01 Oh god. My bf is making me watch Don't Mess With the Zohan. I've never seen it. I've refused. #
- 12:20 I've been watching this Zohan movie for 15 minutes, and I have not laughed once. #
- 12:24 Mmmmm leftover steak & potatoes. #
- 12:47 My mashed potatoes didn't really stiffen in the fridge overnight like I'd hoped. Anyone have any tips to thicken mashed potatoes? #
- 12:47 I'm scared to add anything to them, though. Overworked food doesn't taste good. #
- 12:57 So very very full. #
- 15:20 Almost done with I Spit on Your Grave. This movie is effing brilliant. The pacing is great. Keeps the tight feeling in my chest. #
- 15:21 Need to shower real quick. #
- 15:34 Me: Happy father's day, jew face! @deadmund: Thanks, cow fetus!...I love my friend. #
- 16:02 @ryanrotten Question you might be able to help with: Who's the latest director attached to Hellraiser remake? Still Bustillo? #
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- 16:04 I used to have lots of toys. Then I lived in a house w/stinky cats who got their stinky pee everywhere. I threw away everything I owned. #
- 16:05 The only other toys I have are Batman toys, but they sit on the shelves w/ my bf's Batman collection. I'm a 7 year old boy. #
- 16:10 @viciouspretty And then our legions shall combine and be the most powerful force EVERRRR. #
- 16:21 In my bf's new Tiger Woods Wii game, it sounds like the Predator is watching him. #
- 18:12 The heat index is 100 today. It's so humid outside, that it's seeping inside. Our doors are swelling & hard to open. #
- 18:12 We put both floor fans in the living room (no ceiling fan wiring in here), and we're still sweaty. #
- 18:14 Annndddd our thermostat reads 80 degrees. Of course. We need freon. #
- 18:17 @viciouspretty Bahahaahahaha! #
- 18:19 Ha. @viciouspretty and I are going to combine our legions of awesome toys together. #
- 18:19 RT @viciouspretty I can see it now! "excuse me, sir. Legion of awesome. You're not awesome enough. Prepare to die." #
- 18:20 @combosfollow It took over mine for most of the week again. Then I wrote a sub-par review that I forced out like a prom night dumpster baby. #
- 19:07 @combosfollow MST3K! Yes! #
- 20:38 My bf is boring me. Why must he talk about politics/history/et al. when drinking? Drinking = not using brain. SHHHHHHH. #
- 21:09 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 21:11 @viciouspretty Do tell! #
- 21:15 @imktbq I would soooo do Ralph Fiennes. Even in Voldemort makeup. Fo sheezy. #
- 21:17 @zombiefreak And just where the eff have you been all day, mister? #
- 21:18 @zombiefreak AH! Jumbo Super Buffet! I love when the Asian combine mega adjectives! #
- 21:20 @zombiefreak I say tip. Just not as much. At Ton's, they remove dirty plates, bring drinks & ice cream. I tip b/c they don't earn much. #
- 21:20 @zombiefreak But at Ton's, I usually tip the waitress a couple of bucks, then tip the cooks a couple of bucks, too. #
- 21:47 @imktbq Actually, I wanna do the Weasley twins. Drooooolllllll. #
- 21:48 @zombiefreak Tweet more. I'm bored. #
- 21:48 Oh noes. @combosfollow has disappeared from AIM. If you're on AIM, I'm bored. Message me: iiiheartzombies #
- 21:48 But if you find @combosfollow, bring him baaaack! #
- 21:53 @viciouspretty I love the word awesome too. IT'S AWESOME. #
- 21:53 Is there some other "hip" messaging service people use? #
- 21:54 C'mon people. Only 8 views today? Posted a new review yesterday: bit.ly/oYwFx #
- 21:54 I'm super bored. I can't even tell you. #
- 22:08 Wow. It's only 10 and I'm pretty tipsy. Kinda hungry too. #
- 23:23 @zombiefreak 2? There's a 2???? Good god. #
- 23:28 @zombiefreak I must witness this atrocity. Hey, have you watched Burn Notice at all? I watched the 1st 4 ep.'s, but I'm not convinced. #
- 23:31 Effing bored. Slightly tipsy. ENTERTAIN ME, INTERWEBS. #lofnotc #
- 23:32 @amandapalmer GREEN! Or black...creatively applied, of course. Orange might be neat, maybe w/ pink. #
- 23:33 @zombiefreak Lame sauce re: Cell 2. I was hoping it was Happening bad. #
- 23:34 @amandapalmer GEISHA LIPS! Do it!!!!!!! #
- 23:34 Why is Texas a trending topic? This place is a hole. #
- 23:35 Eff me in the A. I think I have reached the end of the internet. What else could there beeeee? #lofnotc #
- 23:35 And please, use lube. #
- 23:35 @combosfollow Yayyy! You're back. I'm bored. Hit on me for a while. Ha. #
- 23:37 @imktbq But after Asian girls puking on each other, WHAT is there? Oh wait, that's your brother. Ewwwww. #
- 23:46 @imktbq welcome to every night of my life, usually. SO BORED. #
- 23:50 @imktbq He's so hot. #
- 00:02 Hey everyone! @combosfollow is Zack Morris! Let's run a train! #
- 00:08 My eye is feeling messed up again, and my nose is getting all sneezy-congest. Thus confirming my allergies. #
- 01:45 Awesome band names: 1. Her name was Tina Grey. 2. Something like a razor. Name that movie! #
- 13:50 Waiting for FedEx to get here with my debit card so we can leave the house. I want steak. And bacon. #
- 14:29 @zombiefreak twitpic.com/7xe8f - Awwww! I haven't seen him in forever! #
- 14:38 @officialkat Cute! #
- 15:00 @amandapalmer ICE CREAM! #
- 15:00 C'monnnnnnn FedEx. #
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- 16:30 Something I want to buy this year: Lots of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on DVD. #
- 16:33 My bf must have heard my thoughts earlier. Besides the new sunglasses, he found a Spock figure from Abrams' Star Trek for me. #
- 16:33 I haven't been able to find one at Target, Toys R Us, or the comic book store. Buying online is silly. #
- 16:41 SOMEONE BUY ME THIS NOW: youngbabyrecords.bigcartel.com/ It's exactly what I'm missing on my shirts: Jason Schwartzman's face. #
- 16:41 @jasonreitman What is the song????? Dying to know now. #
- 16:57 Stupid congestion. Menthol nasal spray not working. Bah. #
- 17:53 That's it, I'm tired of people asking for support, me giving it, and they don't say thank you at all. #
- 17:53 THANK YOU = two simple words you say to someone when they do or say something nice for you. #
- 17:54 I am so bored. #
- 17:59 Stupid gnats. #
- 18:32 @boldaslove It's to support the Iranian revolution. People seem to think that by changing their icon color, it does something. #
- 18:33 Someone do something funny, exciting, or interesting. Entertain meeeee. #
- 18:33 bit.ly/oYwFx Or go read my reviews. New one up today. And RT! RT! RT! #
- 18:37 @boldaslove Right!?!?!? People just feel better about helping a cause if they don't have to actually DO anything. #
- 18:38 FYI: I don't have anything against my friends on here who have turned their icons green. I get it. I just personally think it's silly. #
- 18:39 Off off off with your head. Dance dance dance 'til you're dead. Heads will roll....heads will roll...GAH. This song is sooo stuck in my head #
- 18:43 I already beat it, but I'm going to play the Top Chef game again. It's fun. #
- 18:45 Ha! RT @boldaslove #worstpickuplineever "do your parents have down syndrome? Because you're special" (this actually got said, not made up!!) #
- 18:51 Lolz. RT @itsjustgoldie RT @eleetmusic: tmi [re:my foot funk. No. Tmi would be if I said my vajayjay smelled. Good thing it never does.] #
- 21:39 @boldaslove Strange. Noted. #
- 21:40 @jdahveed Borat or Sasha Baron Cohen? If it's Borat, that's been in the pipe for a while. It's leftover footage from the movie. #
- 21:40 @jdahveed Larry Charles had hours upon hours left of footage & was looking to strike a deal with HBO on breaking it up into 30 min. parts. #
- 21:41 @jdahveed If you mean Cohen, though, he already had a series before. #
- 21:42 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 21:43 Bf saving day: If unemployment debit card not here by tomorrow, he'll give me $60 for my bank account. Huzzah. #
- 21:48 Zombieland trailer - it looks funny. Reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide for some reason. bit.ly/YhSxr #
- 21:49 @jdahveed Why? #
- 21:49 @jdahveed More importantly, link to this information? #
- 22:35 @jdahveed You are misinformed. Perhaps it was a commercial for the movie airing on USA. There is no Borat show. #
- 22:37 @jdahveed Unless they're airing clips that were used for a two part UK special called Borat's TV Programme, which was just stuff from Ali G. #
- 22:39 @jdahveed Actually, yeah - the movie is airing on USA Friday & Saturday evening. :) #
- 22:40 Do I take pleasure in correcting people? A little. But only in the sense that I want people to be informed. I know I come off as a dick. #
- 22:41 Example: My bf HATES when I correct his spelling/grammar/word usage. I just don't want him sounding ridiculous. #
- 09:46 Hey guys, when you #followfriday & link to everyone you follow, it's annoying. Defeats the purpose. #
- 09:54 @kweeneverything I want Tiramisu! Mmmm. #
- 09:55 Things to do today: shave, clean up porch, go buy smokes, pray for unemployment debit card to arrive. #
- 09:59 Spammer people should hire more d-bags who can't spell. My inbox was entertaining this morning. #
- 10:18 I just entered to win a new iPhone 3GS from @tinteract!! tinteract.com #
- 10:19 I wish my bathtub were in the living room so I can watch TV while I shave. #
- 10:21 Oh no. The unemployment site says if I'm a new claimant, my card will be here by the 23rd, but if I am a previous claimant filing #
- 10:23 (cont.) again, then I need to call Chase & get a replacement UI card. #
- 11:06 Dammit. So I knew my dog was approaching her period, & my bf didn't believe me. I told him she needs diapers so she doesn't get blood #
- 11:06 on the couch, but he said we should just keep her off the furniture. Yeah. She's a tiny, spritely dog. That's logical. Ass hat. #
- 11:06 End result: I went to the store for 5 minutes, came back, & there is blood on the NEW LIGHT BEIGE couch he insisted on having. #
- 11:12 On eternal hold with unemployment people. Need to know if they mailed me a card or if I should've called the bank to reissue the prev. one. #
- 11:13 Trying to convince bf that our dog wearing diapers for a week during her two periods a year isn't horrible. #
- 11:19 EFF EFF EFF. Unemployment says that since I had unemployment prev., they ASSUME I still have my card. Have to call bank now. #
- 11:19 Everyone cross your fingers for me. I HOPE they can overnight the card. #
- 11:24 Hallelujah! They are sending me a new card, overnight, will be here tomorrow. Just can't leave the house until it's delivered. #
- 11:24 It's a $17 fee, but they take it off the card they're mailing me. How convenient! #
- 11:27 Will still need to get $ from bf to put in bank account b/c Planned Parenthood automatically withdraws $32 tonight @ midnight. #
- 11:47 @michcoll Yes. Be prepared to buy stock in butterscotch candies. Or cookies. #
- 13:55 Hahahaha. RT @tomdobb Happy St. Iranian's Day! Hope you all remembered to wear green or else you'll get a pinch from the Ayatollah! #
- 13:56 Ewww. Glitter is on. Would be better if this were on: bit.ly/pmNRh #
- 14:01 Dear Tommy Wirkola(dir. of Dead Snow): Please take a hint from Pascal Laugier & Tomas Alfredson- make better movies, become more articulate. #
- 14:03 OH.MY.GOD. I have the TV on mute & Glitter is on - Did you know Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef is in this?!?!!? #
- 14:04 I now know what I'll ask her if we ever meet: Why the fuck were you in Glitter? And: Is Mariah really a giant twat? #
- 14:25 According to Tweet Psych (tweetpsych.com) I have a sexual fixation. Heck yes. #
- 14:58 @cultureshock Hahahaha. She seems like a stuck up betch. #
- 15:01 Seriously, watch this: bit.ly/pmNRh "Using clitter while pregnant may result in sparklebabies." Lmao. #
- 15:03 Waiting for bf to get home. He bought me a Spock figure. I'll be taking a picture with it for you guys later. #
- 15:03 Then we must go get booze, doggie diapers, and $ for my bank account. #
- 15:42 twitpic.com/7u0ic - Me and Quinto Spock. #
- 15:47 twitpic.com/7u12i - I love you Spock face. #
- 15:49 twitpic.com/7u1ef - Om nom nom. #
- 15:50 @zerbetron twitpic.com/7u07q - Ahhhh! So rad! Nice boobage by the way. #
- 16:02 Spock has joined my Kubrick Nostromo suit Ripley & Sailor Hello Kitty. I will soon have a legion of awesome. #
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- 16:41 @zerbetron If you find Harley Quinn, please take pics! #
- 16:50 My bf is ridiculous. We're watching Forrest Gump & he asks, "Has the chick who plays Jenny been in anything else besides this?" Seriously? #
- 16:50 @zombiefreak It is depressing! Especially the end. The end is so, so sad. #
- 16:52 @herbwoman I would freak out if I ever did that. No way. You're talking to a chick who chokes on her own saliva sometimes. #
- 16:53 Every time I watch Forrest Gump I realize more and more what a raging betch Jenny was. #
- 17:15 Run Big-Boned Boy, Run #nicerfilmtitles #
- 17:16 Fav's input: The Tickler-nator. #nicerfilmtitles #
- 17:17 The Shawshank Vacation. Cujo the Big Red Dog. #nicerfilmtitles #
- 17:21 Soft Boiled. Alive Alive (Dead Alive). The Texas Chainsaw Knitting Circle. Ichi the Good Friend. #nicerfilmtitles #
- 17:22 Cloverfield #nicerfilmtitles No need for change. It's a field of clover. #
- 17:23 @drnelk Run, Fatboy, Run. Durr. #
- 17:24 Four Fluffy Bunnies on Grey Satin. I Put Flowers on Your Grave. #nicerfilmtitles Those were kinda obscure. #
- 17:24 Can you tell I'm bored? #
- 17:27 @zombiefreak Have you seen Dumpster Baby or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? They're in my queue. Need to know what to expect. #
- 17:28 Lolz. RT @ryanrotten twitpic.com/7nr0n - Pic of the day (reversed!). #
- 17:29 I have gotten my bf hooked on Sriracha. He puts it in everything now, and he took my advice on Sriracha + Oriental-flavored Ramen. #
- 17:31 @zombiefreak Found it - That is an AWESOME title. Hahaha. #
- 18:07 Demand Studios replied. Apparently my "writing style" doesn't meet with their freelance needs & goals. What the hell ever. #
- 18:09 @drnelk Not being harsh. #
- 18:12 Just because I write movie reviews doesn't mean I can't write whatever generic schlock people need me to write. I'm actually good at it. #
- 19:20 According to WebMD, I either have pink eye, allergies, or hay fever. I can't afford a dr., so I told Fav I'll just rub my finger in my eye #
- 19:20 then rub it in his eye, and if his eye starts to feel like mine, then we'll know it's pink eye! #
- 19:24 WebMD is scary. They say I might have Lyme disease. That would totes explain that weird rash on my arm from a couple of weeks ago. Hmm. #
- 19:24 I'm just gonna chock it up to allergies + contacts. #
- 19:31 They should really air Top Chef Masters an hour earlier. I would like to go lay down in bed, but have no cable in there. :( #
- 19:58 For @deadmund: www.aintitcool.com/node/41447 #
- 20:12 The trailer for The Stepfather does a good job of building interest, but I fear it shows the best scenes. It feels predictable, too. #
- 20:13 @francesal It is quite delicious. #
- 20:13 Dear Anchor Bay: Give us a release date for Grace already. I've been waiting for MONTHS. #
- 20:55 @supavixen You can find the trailer online. It looks okay. And I believe I have heard previous rumblings of a Phantasm remake. Nothing solid #
- 20:58 @zerbetron Pretty, pretty. I miss playing with falsies. What eyeshadow do you use? I use Dior cream-based & Lime Crime intense pigments. #
- 21:15 @johnnyhorror30 Taken is overrated. #
- 21:18 @deadmund I figured you'd love that. And yeah, July 31st release date is surprising. #
- 21:19 Top Chef Masters, ftw. Wylie Dufresne & Elizabeth Faulkner! Awesome. #
- 21:21 My Daily Twittascope - twittascope.com/my2.php?sign=Virgo #
- 21:44 Kelly Choi's role on Top Chef Masters is evidently to smile & nod while everyone comments on the food. #
- 21:46 Going to bed as soon as this is over. Stomach not feeling well. Allergies are ridiculous. Eye is still salty-feeling. #
- 09:48 Awesome. Netflix sending me I Spit On Your Grave, Swing Kids (Fav has never seen it!), and Fired Up (stfu, I heard it's funny). #
- 10:00 @johnnyhorror30 Perhaps. #
- 10:01 It's upsetting that some people aren't as supportive as you are of them. And what the eff ever happened to people saying "thank you"? #
- 10:06 It is! RT @deadmund Maybe this is our problem @_iheartzombies: mylifeisaverage.com/ #
- 10:07 @combosfollow Glad someone agrees. I have a friend that treats me like a fairweather friend. I'm supportive & concerned w/ her life, #
- 10:08 @combosfollow But she never says thank you, and she's never concerned or supportive of anything going on w/ me. #
- 10:12 I get all geeky to this song. ♫ blip.fm/~8g4dz #
- 10:18 Off off off with your head. ♫ blip.fm/~8g4sf #
- 10:19 Just watched the Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Heads Will Roll" vid for 1st time. Thought it was too much like "Maps" at first... #
- 10:20 "Heads Will Roll" is very different. Lens flare? Check. Werewolf Michael Jackson? Check. Blood/guts/confetti? Check. #
- 10:27 Dear neighbors: As much as I LOVE "Wanted: Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi, I don't need you blasting it w/ your door open. #
- 10:31 Oh god. Now they're blasting The Police and this alcoholic that lives there is singing along. #
- 10:32 Even worse. He doesn't know the words. #
- 10:32 How hard is it to sing "I'll be wrapped around your finger" over and over? #
- 10:37 I think they're trying to convey a message. They're blasting "Fight for Your Right (to Party)". Sheesh. #
- 10:50 I started out with a lot to say in this Fanboys review, but I'm losing it. #
- 11:37 @combosfollow And that's why I'm not leaving my house today unless I absolutely have to. #
- 11:38 My Fanboys review is up, tell your friends: www.examiner.com/x-8888-Houston-DVD-Reviews-Examiner #
- 11:48 More Degrassi marathon? Yes please. #
- 11:51 Ah, the Breakfast Club-nod episode. Ellie cuts herself, oh noes! #
- 12:30 @kellyburks Good luck! Keep us posted! #
- 12:32 Hahahaha. RT @devincf <---- HAHAHA look I'm an Iranian revolutionary! And I didn't even have to put on pants. Fucking internet. #
- 12:34 Holy crap the new Gossip album is INSANE. #
- 12:36 My eye is still messed up, btw. I think I really need an eye patch now. Most of the red is gone, but it still feels salty as hell. #
- 12:40 @viciouspretty DOOOOOOD! #
- 12:53 @viciouspretty Awwwww. #
- 12:54 Just coughed up some blood. Great. Eye messed up, neck messed up, allergies, and now coughing up blood. Go me! #
- 13:01 Annndddd my dog got her period today. How many signs are there of the apocalypse again? #
- 13:14 My latest review is up - I'm a fan of fanboys: bit.ly/oYwFx #
- 13:43 @headgeek666 I live in Houston. It is the asshole of Texas. #
- 13:47 Is this real life? bit.ly/QBeC #
- 13:52 My dad is an idiot. #
- 13:53 He's still drinking. He's drunk & telling me he wants to spend one more night w/his ex-wife & singing/slurring "All by Myself". #
- 13:53 He's saying he's moving to Florida to go to an in-patient rehab facility in August, and then he'll live with my aunt. I hope for nothing . #
- 13:58 OMG. This is priceless. My dad's realtor is showing his house to some guy in an hour, & my dad is fucking plastered. #
- 14:00 Oh, he's not drunk, he says, he's just "tired". RIGHT. #
- 14:00 I can't even be mad any more. My dad is a sad little man. #
- 14:01 I wonder how he'll feel about my screenplay, should it get made into a movie. I'm interested in his opinion drunk AND sober. #
- 14:05 I like big natural boobs, but Christina Hendricks is effing gorgeous and has an awesome rack, fake or not. #sleazytweetoftheday #
- 14:06 @combosfollow Yeah. Lame sauce. And now he's going to drive drunk so he's not there when they show the house. Geez. #
- 14:11 @combosfollow I will totally fight you to the death for her. And Kat Dennings. #
- 14:13 All the people in this water park commercial are attractive and likable. In real life, the water park is a cess pool of ugly. #
- 14:14 @combosfollow All right, fine. I'll share. But just because I like you. I won't share them with anyone else. Stupid-people germs, ya know? #
- 14:18 It's been a while since I've gotten a present. Tomorrow, my bf buys me these: bit.ly/9bVbu #
- 14:31 Has anyone ever really won Publisher's Clearing House? I'm entering. #
- 14:41 This is a lot to do just so I get the 1 in a billion chance of having people with balloons & a giant cardboard check show up at my door. #
- 14:51 @odubb It's so silly Americans can feel like they've "helped" the Iranian revolution without actually doing anything at all. #
- 15:32 Rihanna is dating Aubrey Graham from Degrassi. Awesome. #
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Anyway. Real post now.
Whatever happened to people saying "thank you"? My dad never thanks me for anything I do for him, which I've gotten used to. I feel like I'm really supportive and concerned for other people, and they never thank me, but when it comes to me having issues, I don't see the same concern or support from them. People are innately self-concerned, and my complaint about this is proof. I know I should just be myself - be concerned & supportive for my friends and acquaintances, and if they don't return the favor, it should be okay. But sometimes I can't help but feel like I give and give, and I get nothing in return. I have a wonderfully supportive boyfriend (regardless of the ups and downs we've had), and a couple of really great friends that are there for me whenever I need them, but there are some people I feel like I have a one-sided relationship with, including my dad.
It's okay..I'll figure it out.
I got approved for unemployment. It's $266 a week for 20 weeks, plus an additional $25 per week from the federal stimulus. They hold back on your first week's payment until you receive three times your weekly amount, which is a new thing for them, but pretty neat. I should have my unemployment debit card by the 23rd, but with how quick they've been moving, I hope it'll be here by tomorrow. I need to put some cash in my regular bank account and take care of a couple of bills. This unemployment thing should buy me some time while I look for more work. I've applied for everything under the sun, except for certain retailers I refuse to work for & fast food restaurants. Logistically, working for a fast food restaurant would not be enough to pay my bills unless I took up a second and possibly third job. Minimum wage isn't enough for the cost of living we incur in America, and I'm sick of the opinion that having multiple jobs, never sleeping, and never having time to enjoy the fruits of all your labor is "the American way".
But I keep applying for work - full-time and part-time, although I'd prefer part-time. I really just need 250-300 dollars a week to get by. Sure, more would be great, because we really need to start saving money. We plan on moving as soon as Fav gets out of school. We've been looking at Canada (the ultimate goal), Pittsburgh, Seattle, Portland, and Austin. Austin, of course, is the more affordable choice, and we'll only move there if we can't move anywhere else. Plus, it'd be awesome to be near Fav's aunt Jen, and Kelly, and the Alamo Drafthouse (!!!!).
Ultimately, though, we really want to move to Canada. The weather, the healthcare, everything.
- 18:24 Nauseous, screwed up my neck again, and my left eye feels like someone came in it. Gross, I know. #
- 18:25 Starting to think @zombiefreak's assumption was right. Maybe someone did some messed up sex on me in my sleep. #
- 18:25 Put my contacts in solution for half an hour, put them back in, eye seems to be agreeable. #
- 18:42 According to DemandStudios.com, I'm "ineligible" to write for them. Wtf. #
- 18:50 @combosfollow None. I e-mailed them for an answer. We'll see. #
- 20:27 FUCK this federal stimulus package for moms to go to college. Ever mom I've ever known has had no prob getting grants from the govt. #
- 20:28 What about me? 23 years old, no income, & what income I've had hasn't been enough, and I don't get a grant? #
- 20:28 Srsly. Mothers already get enough effing money to go to college. HELP THE OTHER PEOPLE OUT, ALREADY. #
- 20:30 What on earth do I have to do to get some grants here? #
- 22:13 @zombiefreak Lolz. Let me know when someone says "Bitch, you want some chum-chum?" Hahahahaha. #
- 22:14 @combosfollow Hi, TBFF, I'm tipsayyyy. Just FYI. #
- 22:17 OH BABY YOUUUUU. You got what I neeeeeeed. But you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend. #
- 22:20 Fav singing: Rhythm is a dancerrrr, somethin' somethin' somethin', people feel it everywheeeeeere! #
- 22:22 Natalie Portman to star in long-rumored Aronofsky project, Black Swan: www.aintitcool.com/node/41423 Swoooooon. PORTMAN! #
- 22:22 I hope she doesn't get effed by a double-ended anal dildo. I just worry for her butt. #
- 22:32 Question: how did Jennifer Connelly pull off the double-ended anal dildo in Requiem? Dirtyyyy. #
- 22:34 @combosfollow BUT HOW? #
- 22:41 UGH. Fringe will air in the fall during The Office timeslot! Lame! #
- 23:07 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/Gr4vU #
- 23:32 RT @james_gunn Go green for the protesters. Change location to Tehran & time to +3:30 - how to help: tinyurl.com/megm35 #iranelection #
- 23:33 Ok, so the Gavin Rossale song I hear on the radio sucks. But him on Conan right now sounds like old Bush. #
- 23:34 Not that it's particularly good. I think he needs to go back to Bush. #
- 00:21 twitpic.com/7lonv - #
- 00:28 Umm. My bf just locked me out. Drunk ass. Wtf. #
- 00:31 Now I can hear him slamming things inside. Why? #
- 00:32 Cause I told him to quit skipping school so much. Whatever. #
- 00:40 Back in the apartment. He's in the shower. Hope he realized how silly he was being. #
- 10:54 3 days. My dad went 3 days without a drink. He's fucking drunk. Dammit. #
- 10:55 And now I have to refuse his phone calls again. I have to protect myself. #
- 10:56 You know, I had a bad feeling about it when I was w/ him on Monday. He kept saying he was doing it for me & his gf. #
- 10:56 He still doesn't want to do this for himself at all, and I'm tired of him dedicating days of withdrawals to my name. #
- 11:15 Whatever. Going to get some smokes. #
- 11:58 @viciouspretty Aww. I feel ya. I have horrible upstairs neighbors. We asked them, politely, to be more respectful of us living below them. #
- 11:59 @viciouspretty It's been okay, they're nice people, but then they go and buy effing Dance Dance Revolution. #
- 12:19 Feeling kinda bummed out. It's been a rough month, for sure. #
- 12:21 Watching Degrassi. It's the one where Marco is feeling pressured to come out. Poor Marco. #
- 12:28 @viciouspretty Indeed. #
- 12:29 Maybe my unemployment debit card will be here today. Need to put $60, minimum, in my bank account & pay electric bill. #
- 12:31 Allergies acting up again. Never had allergies until we moved to Houston. #
- 12:35 Look! Effing cards! Hahahaha! store.effingcards.com/ via @effingcards #
- 13:07 @viciouspretty Yeah, the whole Old Navy plus size thing irks me, too. You can't try anything on. If you get it & it doesn't fit, you have #
- 13:08 @viciouspretty to ship it back. I love their jeans, so this makes me sad. I used to buy a lot of their clothes, but not any more. #
- 13:09 @kellyburks Hahahahaha. Lame-o. #
- 13:10 @viciouspretty You best believe I am all over Watchmen on Blu-ray. #
- 13:42 @zombiefreak I liked it, though I don't think I'd ever watch it again. The acting is wonderful & Michael Shannon OWNS it. #
- 13:43 @zombiefreak More excited about Mendes' Away We Go. He needs to get away from bad marriages. Lolz. #
- 13:46 I really hope my unemployment card comes in this week. I need to switch to Comcast. This cable company is just plain awful. #
- 13:47 They weren't perfect before, but then they made all customers switch to a modem-sized "extreme digital!" box. #
- 13:48 They got rid of a lot of features and the service has gotten worse. Constant problems with the cable & internet. #
- 13:48 And the only way to fix it when it messes up? Unplug it & plug it back in. Srsly. It IS just like a modem. #
- 13:48 And since the digital switch this past weekend, the service has gotten exponentially worse. The internet is giving me mayjahhh problems. #
- 13:50 OMG INTERNET. REALLY? I mean, REALLLYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!? #
- 13:55 (via @michcoll) Remembering how creepy Tiger Beat posters were. www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/tiger-beat-heartthrobs-then-now #
- 13:56 My stepmom started buying me Tiger Beat, et al. when I was 9 or 10. I think she was afraid I'd be gay. #
- 13:57 I hung up posters of JTT, Devon Sawa, Andrew Keegan, Jonathan Brandis, and Brad Renfro. I practiced making out on them. How losery. #
- 13:58 I now see how perverted those pics were. Those guys were teens! And they were posing w/their shirts off to hypersexualize 10 years olds! #
- 14:00 I also had lots of Boy Meets World posters. Savage, Strong, & Friedle. The triumvirate of TGIF hot. #
- 14:13 Overheard 12 year old girl on Maury: "I wanna be a horny slut just like my sister!" Yikes. #
- 14:16 @zombiefreak It's not embarrassing. You were supporting your family. You are the long lost Savage brother. #
- 14:30 @zombiefreak Dude. It's a good thing. Them Savages are sexy men. #
- 14:30 @zombiefreak @kellyburks Hahahahaha. MC who? Awesome. #
- 14:37 My Milk Toof is the cutest thing I have ever seen. www.mymilktoof.blogspot.com/ #
- 14:39 @zombiefreak My lolz. Let me show you them. #
- 15:23 My dad's not blowing up my phone...yet. He hasn't realized I'm not talking to him again. #
- 15:30 bit.ly/yXjEx Ellen Page & Alia Shawkat cover "Don't Stop Believin'" Super awesome. #
- 15:58 Congested again. Can't stop sneezing! #
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