daily tweets

• 18:57 my dad's a mess. it's making me a mess. too much responsibility on my shoulders. i can't do this. what the fuck. #
• 07:09 i hope new year's doesn't suck like last year. thinking it might. no plans. just sitting at home, drinking. lame sauce. #
• 07:10 my back is killing me. for serious. #
• 08:18 good lord. that palin girl named her son "tripp"....followed by 2 middle names. #
• 08:20 i don't trust articles on men by women. then again, i don't think i trust men to write articles on themselves, either. #
• 08:25 dad depressed today. i feel like i should start a journal chronicling my dad's moods, hour by hour. #
• 08:25 nothing else i can do. is it fucked up that when he didn't answer one of his cell phones a couple of times this morning, i panicked? #
• 08:26 i actually thought of leaving work to drive to his house to make sure he was okay. #
• 08:29 tinyurl.com/axd6cn ack! so sad! #
• 08:45 tinyurl.com/2yu8p life on mars. for serious. also: david warmflash sounds like a porn name. #
• 09:27 HELP ME CHOOSE, twitter friends! srsly. i suck at decision making. #
• 09:28 on amazon.com....what the fuck is an "ooma core"????? #
• 09:28 ah, prettier version of vonage. #
• 09:30 some of these smoothie recipes sound like STD's or types of acid: mellow yellow, blazing beets, mango madness, flaming antibiotic. #
• 09:30 that last one sounds like medicine for gay people. #
• 09:37 i'm queen of the world...i bump into things...Ida Maria - Queen Of The World #
• 09:39 things i want to do in my kitchen: learn to make sushi, make smoothies, make pretty decorated cakes and cupcakes, make ice cream. #
• 09:39 i'm ambitious. #
• 09:40 things i want to do in life: get a tumblr blog, become freelance writer/blogger (unrelated), review movies, learn japanese & french. #
• 09:41 go to versailles, go to tokyo, get back into photoshop (i'm good at it, dammit), go to school for something. #
• 09:41 so apparently i'm going to be very busy for the next 10 years. #
• 10:03 @kellyburks just read your vox post. if i could mail cigs to you that would get there today, i would. :) #
• 10:15 @kellyburks agreeeeed. #
• 10:15 elliott is coming to visit this weekendddddd. so happyyyyy. #
• 10:22 www.aintitcool.com/node/39613 WHAT THE FUCK, FOX? i swear, i fucking hate fox. cancelled ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, fucking w/ WATCHMEN... #
• 10:23 what the fuck is wrong with them? anything genuinely right or good in this world, and they fuck it up. but they keep reality shows on air. #
• 10:24 evil. fucking evil. big, crazy swirly mustache villian mwahaha evil. #
• 10:27 www.aintitcool.com/node/39616 new LOST promo. don't tell me after all that shit, desmond is just going to leave penny? come onnnn. #
• 10:28 twitter.com/foxmovies SUCK ON THAT, FOX! #
• 10:29 srsly, this twitter might be funnier than @michael_bay #
• 11:18 trying to explain twitter to favre. he doesn't get blogging or anything similar. i told him the beauty of the internet, and things like this #
• 11:18 in particular, is that you feel more important than you are. the internet is the greatest ego stroke ever. 50 people reading about your #
• 11:20 food allergies, what underwear you have on, your (useless) opinion on pens (clicky tops?), looking at pics of your cat. #
• 11:21 it's hard for grown ups to make friends. i can't help but to think the interwebs has something to do with this. #
• 11:23 i tell him all of this, and he says, "i will always retain what you just said when the government tells us there's a threat to our freedom." #
• 11:23 LOLZ. #
• 12:25 trying to decide if favre and i should completely depress ourselves and spend new year's with my dad. #
• 12:26 on the one hand, he'll be alone, which is sad. on the other hand, he might be as depressing as he was over x-mas. #
• 12:26 input? #
• 12:40 @jdahveed true. just don't want to make the boyfriend uncomfortable again, like at x-mas. #
• 13:27 www.oddee.com/item_96531.aspx stuff nightmares are made of. especially frightening: the snakefish. #
• 13:27 it's like a super-mutant-pirahna and a snake procreated, and this is their bastard. it can crawl on fucking land, people. #
• 13:27 or "slither" rather. #
• 13:29 2-3 ft. long, fast reproducers, can take over an entire ecosystem quickly, no natural enemies. srsly. DO NOT WANT. #
• 13:31 i mean, really. sharks, who? #
• 13:32 tinyurl.com/7vpxxy AHHHHHHH! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? #
• 13:44 okay. ATTN ALL TWITTER FOLLOWERS: need ideas for new year's eve mixed alcoholic beverage concoction. 123go! #
• 13:55 @jdahveed that sounds AWESOME. #
• 14:03 tinyurl.com/8py86g WANT. baby elephant in the snow. #
• 14:27 tinyurl.com/9v7tc8 "he's a realy guy, not like that cunt-hole steve." LOLZ. #
• 14:57 diablo cody's show, THE UNITED STATES OF TARA is premiering on showtime on january 18th! so excited. #
• 15:32 aol's "25 best songs of 08 that you haven't heard" includes songs by adele and the killers. srsly? #
• 15:33 and the ting tings! yes, b/c no one heard that song on the fucking IPOD COMMERCIAL. #
• 15:34 just because you're a bunch of out of touch geezers who heard pretty songs, aol, doesn't mean you discovered music. #
• 15:35 also on the list: beyonce's "if i were a boy" - it's not even really HER song. oh my god. i need to stop looking at the internet. #
• 15:50 @jdahveed i call dibs on diablo cody. swoon. #
• 15:51 longest 10 minutes left at work.ever. #

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