daily tweets

• 16:52 suddenly remembering why i stopped working out before. favre almost always gets off work early. #
• 16:52 then i get home, want to work out, shower, and have dinner, but he's monopolizing the tv. #
• 16:53 won't let me work out until he gets in the shower. fucking annoying. i spent over 200 bucks on a psp, and he can't let me have the tv? #
• 16:53 that's what the psp is for! something to do when you're bored. #
• 18:59 ABC showing repeats of last night's Scrubs. thanks, tv gods. i didn't have anything to watch. #
• 19:00 i think the wiifit board doesn't read weights correctly. yesterday it said i had lost 2.4 pounds. today it says i gained 7 since yesterday. #
• 19:00 i've only been eating healthy! this thing lies! anyone else have this problem? #
• 21:28 @bravotopchef ha. top grandma. #
• 21:29 top chef is hilarioussss tonight. i think i'm going to love this new douchey british judge. still missing bourdain, though. #
• 21:29 WHERE IS BOURDAIN? is he allergic to scallops? wtf? #
• 21:30 my cat is so friggin' adorbs. she's laying next to me with her paw on the side of my laptop, watching the screen as i type. #
• 21:30 cats + laptops = love. for serious. #
• 21:32 @cultureshock who do you think is going home? i like jamie, but come onnnn with the scallops. i'll laugh if carla's scallops are better. #
• 21:33 toby young looks like he could make collichio cry. #
• 07:02 note to self: buy milk (2% or soy) & cereal for work. need to stop getting blueberry muffin from gas station. not the worst thing, but still #
• 07:31 corina has the flu. liz and i think she should go home. personally, i have a crap immune system. #
• 07:32 but liz is being a HUGE baby about it, freaking out, keeps saying every 5 min. that corina should go home & stay away from her, etc. #
• 07:32 it's retarded. #
• 07:45 kyou wa mokuyoubi desu. that means today is thursday. in JAPANEEEESE! #
• 07:45 ashita wa k'inyoubi desu. that means tomorrow is friday. i'm soooo speaking japanese. #
• 07:47 you know, i thought about taking that weight loss pill, alli, while i diet, but i'm terrified of the sharting side effects i hear about. #
• 07:48 lol. #
• 08:50 just pimpin' out my tumblr blog again: ohelise.tumblr.com #
• 08:52 lightbulb! dinner: shrimp & whole wheat pasta w/sun dried tomato alfredo sauce, bell pepper, onion. mmm. #
• 08:53 add some a little sriracha! YUM. #
• 08:54 @zinziii one of the 1st things i learned to make: take 2 boneless chicken breasts, thaw. put in container, cover w/teriyaki, put lid on. #
• 08:55 @zinziii put in fridge overnight. take out the next night for dinner. cut up in strips or chunks w/bell pepper, onion, garlic, & any other #
• 08:56 @zinziii veg you like. add half-teaspoon of sriracha hot sauce. cook over medium heat until chicken is done. #
• 08:57 @zinziii you can make some rice to put it on. #
• 09:22 if sam rockwell is in Iron Man 2, i will pee myself. #
• 09:36 i'm starting to totally understand why the diet dr. pepper can is changed to look like cakes & ice cream in the commercials. #
• 09:37 when you're on a diet, this little can of diet dr. pepper is the best thing in the fucking world. it's a mayjahhh indulgence. #
• 09:38 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 carbs, 0 everything. oh, and 55 mg of sodium (2% of daily allowance). who knew? #
• 10:08 eating garden veggie "fiber select" wheat thins. feeling like i'm 83. "gotta get my fiber, sonny". #
• 10:22 where is everyone? helllooooooo? #
• 11:21 @kellyburks yayyyy! now get your buns over to houston. stat. #
• 12:33 @zombiefreak what are you going to see? #
• 13:10 apparently there will be ANOTHER price raise on cigarettes. wtf. stop fucking with my vice, people. why don't they raise prices on booze? #
• 13:10 not that i want them to, i'm just sayin'. alcohol is more dangerous than cigarettes. prejudiced fucks. #
• 13:48 guys in the shop behind our back office area - hammering the fuck out of something. my brain is melting. #
• 13:56 tinyurl.com/79f8nz TOO CUUUTE! #
• 14:48 @kellyburks i'm having a "meh" day. i just wanna go home and do some wii fit boxing. #
• 15:10 tinyurl.com/7awxgf vicious panda rawrrrrr! lolz. #
• 15:44 i'm going to publicly admit something to all of you, right now: i like oprah. a lot. #
• 15:54 DID YOU HEAR ME, REPUBLIC OF TWITTER? I SAAAAIIID: i really like oprah. why is no one shocked? #
• 15:54 am i so stuck in 10 years ago that i think it's not okay to like her? geez. i'm out of style. #

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